Congratulations, you have landed. ETO 1953 (Extra-Terrestrial Orientation 1953) is a faux found footage educational film commissioned by the US Government. In reaction to the Roswell UFO incident, the US Government created this recently unearthed induction film for extra-terrestrials, pending their imminent arrival. ETO 1953 explains the eccentricities of human beings and their behaviours, to be viewed in the event of an alien arrival. The film is an entertaining, tongue-in-cheek orientation film clumsily hosted by Dr Sherman Malloy and his team of scientists. Welcome to Earth!