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ETO 1953 (Extra-Terrestrial Orientation 1953) is a faux found footage educational film. Commissioned by the US Government, this recently unearthed induction film explains the eccentricities of human beings and their behaviours, to be viewed in the event of an alien arrival. ETO 1953 is an entertaining, tongue-in-cheek orientation film clumsily hosted by Dr Sherman Malloy and his team of scientists.
Welcome to Earth!